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lieyssa
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« on: February 19, 2008, 09:33:45 PM » |
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Written by Female
1. The Female always makes The Rules.
2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.
7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.)
8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times.
14. The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.
15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.
16. At no time can the Male make such comments as "Insignificant" and " Is that all?" when the Female is complaining.
17. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!
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MAN gets and forgets...
ALLAH gives and forgives
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cokek
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rock bebeh....
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« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2008, 09:34:59 PM » |
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hellehh....
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Lelaki yg berjaya adalah lelaki yg boleh mencari kekayaan lebih dari yg mampu dihabiskan oleh isterinya....
Wanita yg berjaya pula adalah wanita yg mampu mendapatkan lelaki itu....
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fadxiora
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« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2008, 09:36:28 PM » |
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ni terkandung dlm seksen bape ni
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soul
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« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2008, 09:41:36 PM » |
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seksen 14 pj ..  |
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cokek
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rock bebeh....
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« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2008, 09:43:49 PM » |
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sebelah Harrods tu ke? ---->terus ot kan thread
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Lelaki yg berjaya adalah lelaki yg boleh mencari kekayaan lebih dari yg mampu dihabiskan oleh isterinya....
Wanita yg berjaya pula adalah wanita yg mampu mendapatkan lelaki itu....
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soul
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« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2008, 09:45:12 PM » |
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gimme 5 <-- bisik kt cokek ..
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fadxiora
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« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2008, 09:46:33 PM » |
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cokek tak leh gimme 5 sbb jari dia ada 6
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soul
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« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2008, 09:48:15 PM » |
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errr .. gimme RM5 ??
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cokek
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rock bebeh....
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« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2008, 09:49:51 PM » |
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nah RM100, aku takde duit kecik --->cip the keng... oops, kip the ceng
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Lelaki yg berjaya adalah lelaki yg boleh mencari kekayaan lebih dari yg mampu dihabiskan oleh isterinya....
Wanita yg berjaya pula adalah wanita yg mampu mendapatkan lelaki itu....
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fadxiora
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« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2008, 09:50:06 PM » |
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RM5 je? mintak la lebih2 sikit leh kongsi
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soul
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« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2008, 09:51:10 PM » |
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nak beli jajan jap .. nantik aku kasik 5 hengget kat ko balik ..
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cokek
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« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2008, 09:53:13 PM » |
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takyah.... ko sedekahkan je kat fakir miskin, dapat gak pahala
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Lelaki yg berjaya adalah lelaki yg boleh mencari kekayaan lebih dari yg mampu dihabiskan oleh isterinya....
Wanita yg berjaya pula adalah wanita yg mampu mendapatkan lelaki itu....
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lieyssa
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« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2008, 08:08:58 AM » |
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sila... silalah OT... memang sungguh menjana pemikiran...
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caluk
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« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2008, 09:00:46 AM » |
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hmm
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HA HA HA akulah ADMIN
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fadxiora
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« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2008, 09:34:04 AM » |
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nak ot ape
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